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| 01:31pm 11/05/2009 | ||||
I can't recall a time when Dallas looked this green. There is a place called "Donuts" across the street from my apartments as well as my office. Lindsay loves apple fritters and milk. I just love donuts. ( Thoughts... ) Yeah, myyy opinion. Like an onion only I think it gives you good breath! eYeahhh. That's really all I got today. I was merely killing time until the boss left. Sha'zam! |
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| 03:34pm 07/05/2009 | ||||
Recently, I... ... became the captain of a volleyball team. ... moved my office from Plano to Allen. ... modeled for a fashion expedition. ... moved in with my endless love! ... sang at a wedding. ... electrocuted myself. ... nearly blew up the new apartment. ... rediscovered golden chick. Let's go in order, shall we? That's the way to play VOLLEYBALL! I am the captain/coordinator of a Vollerball team who calls themselves the Mr. T Express. We've managed to lose every game this season, but still it's a lot of fun! Plus, this past Tuesday we got to play Lindsay's team and we almost won a game! I've really become addicted to the sport and hope to improve myyyy game. Myyyyy game as time goes byyyy. Goes byyyy! Like life is so important when iiiii talk about it. Office Space So commuting to Allen sucks, but at least now I get to listen to more music in the car. Also, the new office is pretty sweet as there's a receptionist who accepts/delivers our packages, i get to ride in an elevator, plus there's a 7-11 right across the street for which to weaze the ju-u-uice! Getting all the phones and computers and supplies moved and hooked up and reorganized was a bitch, but as of now, everything's falling into place. My desk is really close to the wall so it's difficult to get in and out of. Myyyy desk. Like since it's miiiine it is more important than yourrrs. Like a Calvin Klein Model in a Videooo A good friend of mine, Stephanie Bower, fancies herself a clothing designer. Awhile back she asked me if I would be a model. Then she asked why I was ignoring her. Then I said, "were you talking to me!?" At first I agreed just to, you know, help her out, and to be honest I wasn't sure what to expect, so there may have been a little morbid curiosity in there as well. But overall I was skeptical cause A) I'm no model. B) I don't like the idea of waking up early to drive to Denton. C) Why did it have to be on the week of all weeks? but when I got to Denton and got acquainted with the ordeal, it actually turned out to be a lot of fun! Not only that, but Stephanie is more or less amazing! Her line was inspired by 3:10 to Yuma and it made me feel all hot and sexy. Best of all, all 5 of her pieces were approved for the big fashion show this Saturday, May 9th in Denton!! Too bad I already have tickets to see Louis CK (who was fucking hilarious by the way). Endless Love This new apartment is like heaven on earth. We have a great view of a creek and waterfall, plus it provides natural ambience for which to lull us to sleep at night. There's plenty of room and the walls are reinforced with 3 1/2 feet of sound canceling concrete so we can party til 6 in the morn (six in the mornin'). Of course when we arrived with the moving truck they weren't finished cleaning it, so we had to pile all of our stuff onto the balcony (which is huge) and wait for the carpet cleaner to come. Then the couch wouldn't fit in the game room and the walls got all banged up. Then the counters weren't finished and showed signs of heavy wear (sic). Then there were bugs in the lights. Then the toilet wasn't seated so I fell into the wall trying to take a shit. Then the dryer plug didn't fit. Then there was no hot water. Then Lindsay killed her head in the shower. Then it poured rain and we couldn't get our couch delivered on time. Then I electrocuted myself (see below). Then the mail key didn't work. Then, well... you get the idea. But now most, if not all of said issues have been resolved and Lindsay and I are really starting to enjoy ourselves. We purchased a Memory Foam comforter for the king-sized bed. This shit will make you wanna sleep forever! We bought a bunch of fancy artwork to hang on the walls, plus Linds had pictures of us framed to hang as well so people will think yeah when they come in. The couch was delivered and it could not be more comfortable or perfect. Last, but not least, I truly feel that this is the happiest time of my life. Myyyy life. Like when I mention myyy life, you should stop and consider yours and how much less cool it is. Myyy. Twist and Shout So in the midst of the week of all weeks, I had to memorize 2 songs to sing at Graham and Marsha's wedding reception. 1) Twist and Shout in the style of the Beatles and 2) I'm a Believer in the style of The Monkees. Suffice it to say this was the most stressful thing of all. I don't know whyyyy. Afterall, I love to sing and most of the people in attendance were my good friends and have already heard my voice. And at least I didn't have to sing their first dance! Poor Patrick. Anyways, the wedding was sweet and the reception was a blast and the dance floor blew up during Twist and Shout... the only problem is, I said fuck. Electro-shock Blues Replacing the dryer plug should've been easy. 3 prongs, 3 screws, BAM! Right? Well, not if you're Dusty Hagan. Nuh huh huh huh. Silly of me not to think of the circuit breakers. So I get the thing all plugged in and of course, nothing. Damut. Then the maintenance guy shows up to fix the toilet and sees me struggling and goes "Did you flip the circuit breaker?" "No." So he flips the breaker and it works, but it's making a weird noise. Damut. Then I remember the metal hose was in the dryer itself. We put it there to make it easier to move. I figured that was the cause of the noise. So I proceed to crawl behind the dryer to attach the metal hose. As I bend down, I'm suddenly greeted with 250 volts of electricity which shoots through my entire body and causes me to spasm and speak in tongues. Then I notice my knee... apparently electricity has to pass through something and chooses the easiest route. I was the route and my knee was the easiest. Not only was my left knee split wide open, but it managed to rip a giant hole in my jeans! I could've died! HAHAHAHA! Look Out for Da Bomb! So wounded knee and all, I get the dryer put back together, but as I'm coercing it back into position, I bump the gas heater which causes a giant spark and fills the air with the pleasant smell of, well... gas. Again, I could've died! HAHAHAHA! What's worse, is I could've blown up our new apartment. HAHAHA! Edited 5/11/09 Golden Chick is Amazing. |
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| 01:20pm 03/04/2009 | ||||
wait... did i just see an ad on LJ? guess everyone's gotta make theirs these days i'm surprised advertising works! with my experience, i've concluded that customers simply don't read next up we've got rreeeed! rreeeed come up to the stage! britney was incredible! it was like a circus, magic act, dance off, porno and concert all rolled into one we were 10th row... so close i could tell she was lip synching! linds took a ton of sweet pics when she posts them, i will post my faves mmm... fratbread speaking of lindsay... she's inspired me to record an album of cover songs since writing my own stuff is never gonna happen this is a good way to brush up on recording techniques whilst making her happy in the process rook at my riries! speaking of cover songs... josh pointed out that Regulate by Warren G is actually Keep Forgettin' by Michael McDonald this was such an astounding revelation that i've decided to compile a mix cd of the original songs sampled by popular rap and r&b stars over the years ( (( here's what i've got so far... )) ) |
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| 11:03am 24/03/2009 | ||||
A rather gloomy day at work It's gonna be a lot harder from here on out Hopefully everyone affected by these current times finds their way in the end on a much lighter note... Britney Spears Karaoke this Thursday @ Sharky's!! Thought it would be fun(ny) to celebrate her forthcoming concert on the 31st my loneliness ain't killin' me no moooorre Lindsay posted pictures of our LA trip on Facebook ( (( These are my Favorites... )) )
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| 10:59am 19/03/2009 | ||||
i'd love to blame the big guy for the collapse of our economy a likely target... execs getting fat, customers feeling screwed over... but then i actually think about the customer, the consumer... and wonder maybe if people weren't such babies... so petty, so helpless, so demanding, so greedy, so expecting... then perhaps big and small businesses alike could actually survive! doth i protest to much? ( (( Common Complaints and The... )) ) Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! |
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| 10:54am 18/03/2009 | ||||
( (( Basketbarr, Exercise, TV and more! )) ) ( (( Why I'm Excited to Move Out! )) ) Linds and i are all into this Engrish thing it started while watching LOST we laughed every time Sun said "Michaerr" now everything with an "L" gets the treatment... prease firr ROST birry joerr rorrerbrading responsibirities HAHA! last night the everybody clap your hands song came on ... we both had a laugh |
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| Toora Loora Toora Looo Rye Ayyyy! | ||||
| 10:47am 17/03/2009 | ||||
We got the apartment we wanted! YAY! ( (( Why I'm Excited to Move In! )) ) |
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| 12:49pm 16/03/2009 | ||||
( (( California, knows how to Party! )) ) |
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pleased| what i am worth | ||||
| 01:13am 02/03/2009 | ||||
i told you i'd be there smiling in the front row thanks for inviting me now i know... |
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indifferent| like we always do it this time | ||||
| 12:42pm 23/02/2009 | ||||
i can see my tv from my toilet. |
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| lean on me now, lean on me now | ||||
| 12:28pm 19/02/2009 | ||||
( O Fence ) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all. |
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| explain it to me, god... explain it to me! | ||||
| 10:49am 18/02/2009 | ||||
uncle sam rapes me for $7,417.20 and gives me back $516? ... wait WHAT!? it would at least be nice to know that money went toward something good... OH! |
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confused| stacks on deck, patron on ice | ||||
| 02:01pm 11/02/2009 | ||||
( How Cool Is Lindsay? ) Future Plans 2/11 - Joshua Radin @ The Loft 2/12 - Karaoke @ Sharky's (every thurs) 2/18 - Mavs vs Nets @ AAC 3/1 - Lindsay applied for Water's Edge Apartments! 3/11-13 - Trip to LA! 3/17 - Mavs vs Pistons @ AAC 3/28 - Shopping for apartment stuff 3/31 - Britney @ AAC 4/3 - Rosson Crow Exhibition 4/7 - Vorreybarr Starts! 4/10 - Double Date Night 4/17-19 - Trip to Boerne! 4/22 - The Faint @ The Granada 4/25 - Graham's Bachelor Party 4/30 - Bon Jovi Karaoke 5/1 - Moving Day!!! 5/2 - Graham & Marsha's Wedding 5/9 - Louis C.K. @ The Lakewood 5/14 - Amos Lee @ The Granada 5/16 - Ft. Worth Zooooo 5/23-25 - Trip to Orlando! 5/30 - No Doubt and Paramore @ Starplex 6/1 - Lease is up, settled in with the love of my life!!!!! 6/10 - Lindsay turns 27!!! 6/12-15 - Party? White Water Rafting? Mexico!?!?! 6/27 - Jason's Wedding 7/24 - Birthday Trip to Vegas! 9/26 - 10 Year High School Reunion @ City Club ... no big deal. |
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| 11:22am 22/01/2009 | ||||
What started off kind of depressing ended as one of the best years of my life. Here's why... ( 2008 Recap... ) ( Significant Albums of 2008 ) '09 has been great so far! My angry neighbor got evicted. The season 5 premier of LOST blew my mind, and Lindsay is an absolute angel. Got sick drunk already, and have even been invited to a couple parties. Oh, and the Patty Melt is back at Whataburger! Not a bad start... not a bad start indeed. |
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nostalgic| cut the cord | ||||
| 02:44pm 13/01/2009 | ||||
i would pull apart my bones to build a fire to keep you warm and if that's not enough then it's ok |
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| and we'll make it, i swear | ||||
| 02:26pm 06/10/2008 | ||||
aquaman56: do this phone? before i give my money away...... the ture |
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| boxes made of ticky tacky | ||||
| 11:36am 26/09/2008 | ||||
Rico Mis Puertos: I wait that they have canceled the payment transaction, for next occasion you indicate to that places you don't make delivery to avoid inconveniences. I have a crush on Mary-Louise Parker, or at least her character in Weeds. Today I am having lunch at the shitpantsbooth. Tomorrow is Twibith's birthday! The end. |
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| 03:13pm 22/09/2008 | ||||
( Cuttin' Up! ) life is hilarious. |
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